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Several times a week the doctor would stop by a local bar after work to unwind. During these visits he always had a wallnut daaquiri. The routine continued for some time, long enough that Dick, the bartender, was accustomed enough to begin the preparation of his friend's drink far enough in advance that it would be ready as soon as he arrived.
One day Dick began assembling the ingredients for his friend's preferred drink. It wasn't until the time came to add the wallnuts that the doctor realized that he didn't have any. Not wanting to let his friend down, he found some hiccory nuts and decided to substitute them for the wallnuts. No sooner had he finished preparing the drink than his friend the doctor came in, looking tired. Dick brought the drink over and set it down in front of him. THe doctor took a sip and asked, "Is this a wallnut daquiri, Dick?" The bartender replied, "No, it's a hiccory daquiri, doc."
LOL, thanks.
You're welcome. I heard that one from my dad a long long time ago. It's another one that might go over a lot of heads if they don't think about it in the right way.